penis-hunger-games:

myuncreativeurl:

twentytwelvefanfiction:

2damnfeisty:

fiercedeception:

aryafuckingstarks:

THEY CAN OPEN DOORS NOW?!

Oh hell no

Hell to the fuck no!!!!

Lmao i would leave everybody behind. fuck loyalty

ok but the second gif lol 

(Source: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and)

(Source: extrasad)

chinadollface:

oldprickbitches:

I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

envynervine:

ticktocksheep:

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

this is really creepy omg

I like this. It’s about time someone made something to show exactly what butchering an artists posts is like.

skellaten:

this.

(Source: sandxxx)

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

everything-fuckable:

www.everything-fuckable.tumblr.com